A good whisky is like a perfect woman.

- It will never stand you up alone and never let you down.
- It will reassure you when you feel insecure and comfort you after a bad day.
- It will inspire you to do things you never thought you could do; to live without fear and regret.
- It will enable you to express your deepest emotions and give in to your most intimate desires.
- It will make sure you always feel as though you're the most handsome man in the room and will enable you to be confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...

Except that the perfect whisky actually exists!